Home

Erotic Electronics

image by johnathan darkly

Sexiest. Robot. Ever.

Bjork as a sexy robot being assembled.
This robot is very nearly anatomically correct.
Robot Bjork holding and kissing another Robot Bjork.
Robot bjork before she's fully dressed... er, assembled..
Robot Bjork passionately kissing another Robot Bjork.

When I first read Scaramouch’s recent article The Top Ten Sexiest Female Robots, his list seemed to fall a little short. Sure, many of the mechanical marvels he mentioned were beautiful, but none ever really inspired me to forgo the pleasures of the flesh. A few hours later, I realized the problem: he had failed to cite the sexiest robot ever.

Under the bizarre, yet inspired direction of Chris Cunningham, Bjork — as industrial-strength lesbian love machine — put all other techno love dolls to shame in her music video All Is Full of Love. To deny this fact is to deny robot lust itself.

To quell any remaining doubt, please reference Scaramouch’s Third Law of Robotics and note that Bjorkbot does have really perky breasts.

Written by in February of 2006. Last edited February 2020.

Related Features

ArtOrder’s Retro Fantasy Romp

Guido Kuip's dark and devious Drow maiden. James Wolf Strehle's blindingly beautiful high Elf. Ryan Monastyrski's lean and sexy Tiefling.

José del Nido

A pale woman with long black hair sits stretching in an open gauzy robe. A naked woman with red hair and large wings holds a staff to her chest. A naked man with a long hair and a tribal tattoo on his shoulder stands next to a giant wolf. A naked woman is surrounded by a large green serpent and glowing mist. A young woman with revealing ornamental armor stands with a sword on her shoulder. A man with long black hair, a bare chest and large black wings leans against a rooftop railing

Max the Black Rabbit’s World of Porncraft

Two naked elves press their breasts and bodies to a third. A two nude women -- a white-haired human and purple-skinned elf -- grapple with one another.

Seiji Sunada

Dark gray hands grasp at beautiful woman's slender naked body. A slim woman partially dressed in battle armor stands. A nude woman with dark hair and pale skin touches an elaborate sculpture.

Defying Gravity Launches Lust in Space

Laura Harris as a very naked Zoe Barnes from the Defying Gravity pilot. Two nude astronauts putting zero gravity to good use in the Defying Gravity pilot. Florentine Lahme as Nadia Schilling from Defying Gravity tearing off her shirt to reveal a lacy black bra.

Comments

Be the first to comment!