Fairies are known the world over as beautiful, but mischievous creatures that tempt mortals with wine and dance to an early, eternal sleep. Our resident synthetic sculptor has explored his lust/hate relationship with these tiny temptresses, and the evidence is… intriguing.

Mr. Darkly has placed a small swarm of these impetuous imps on his website luminous shadows in that somewhat cool, somewhat annoying jigglestereo format. Jon has also somewhat cryptically told us that they will also be featured doing “battle” with his top-heavy huntress Katarine over at the Erotinomicon.

We just have a hard time believing that fairies are really as horrible as he makes them out to be. Maybe he’s just heard the wrong kind of bedtime stories once too often.