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Virtual Vampire Featured in Playboy

Videogame vampire Bloodrayne bears her bouncy breasts for Playboy.
Half vampire Tala from Darkwatch lays naked for Playboy.
Luba Licious from Leisure Suit Larry Magna Cum Laude prances around in the nude for Playboy.

Major media outlets have reported that Playboy — cultural cornerstone of American mainstream sexuality — will be featuring a bevy of bitmapped beauties in it’s upcoming October edition. Top billing in this groundbreaking feature is the ravishing Rayne of BloodRayne, flashing a little more digital flesh than normal.

The synthetic strumpet Luba Licious from Leisure Suit Larry and an half-undead dreamgirl Tala from Darkwatch are also among the digital dolls exposing their ample assets in the prestigious men’s magazine.

Now when will the prudes at Sony let them romp around naked on my Playstation?

Written by in September of 2004. Last edited August 2024.

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Comments

  • Anthony - August 10th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Open the door to possibilities.

  • Jeff - June 10th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Apparently, Playboy’s been returning to the videogame vixen theme year after year. Here’s one contender from a few years ago that’s worth a look: Avalon from Hellgate: London.