Any viewer with an appreciation of the history of cartons has eventually come to the realization that their favorite cultural icons are demonstrably immune by the ravages of age. It’s highly likely that the cartoon characters of your youth are still depicted precisely as they were when you were a child. Thankfully, there is one dedicated artist working to remedy this great temporal injustice, and his name is Wagner.
Many cartoon characters are just too young to experience sexual desire, so serious maturation is in order. Billy and Mandy, have undergone intensive Wagnerization, and now — older and wiser — have a few more options to explore in their tumultuous relationship. Members of the Teen Titans, however, needed only a slight nudge to sexual maturity, but are still quite recognizable in their more voluptuous forms. Still other cartoon creations like Elastigirl, are obviously sexually active, and simply need be seen in a subtly different light to strike lust in the hearts of men.
Whatever your animated pleasure, be certain that Mr. Wagner has mined the property for it’s hidden potential of current and future carnal enjoyment, as appropriate.
Written by Jeff in February of 2009. Last edited September 2014.
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