Synthetic Seductions

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A Word of Caution Regarding Robot Sex

Clango and Maura in bed
Red Robot and Lil Sis in bed.
Pale Suzie and Clango in bed with black satin sheets.
Red Robot and a worried Maura in bed.

After reading about the recent advances in the exciting field of robot sex, we felt the full burden of being your vigilant sentry for the world of science fiction erotica news. Before you run off to purchase your very own German-made, custom-built love ‘droid, please consider the unending suffering and angst that is Diesel Sweeties.

As clearly illustrated in this informative web comic, when robots become romantically involved with organic life forms, tears will surely follow. Sure, the sex is great, but sooner or later someone’s batteries will wear down, or parts will fall off, and then the accusations fly.

Consider yourselves warned.

Written by in April of 2005. Last edited September 2014.

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